We do dangerous
things safely.

Throw sober.
Axes are dangerous enough without tequila involved. We reserve the right to keep sharp objects out of impaired hands. Common sense, not judgment.

Closed-Toe Shoes Only.
If we can see your toes, you can’t throw. We’re not into bloodshed…

One Thrower at a Time for Each Target.
This isn’t dodgeball. Wait your turn unless you want matching eye patches.

No Throwing If Anyone’s Downrange.
Axes don’t care about your friendships. Keep everyone behind
the line, always.

Forward Throws Only.
Save the trick shots for TikTok (somewhere else). No behind-the-back,
no underhand, no ninja flips.

Wait Until All Axes Are Thrown Before Retrieving.
Running toward spinning metal = bad life choice. You’re not that fast.

Keep Food, Drinks & Phones Out of the Lane.
You’re here to throw, not juggle tacos, seltzers, or text your ex.

Don't Cross the Line Until Axes Stop Moving.
Wood-chopping sounds cool. Body-chopping does not.

Never Hand an Axe to Someone.
Set it down, let them pick it up. We’re axe throwers, not axe passers.

See a Wobbly Axe? Say Something.
If it’s cracked, split, or sketchy—tell us. We’ll fix it before it
fixes your forehead.

Don’t Be a Jackaxe.
Rude or reckless? You're out. We came to throw axes, not babysit.